From Emazing.Com's Fun And Games Newsletter
Little Lucy ran out to the backyard where her father was working on the grill and asked him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Nervous about the question, but feeling that it must be time, her father sat her down and told her all about the birds and the bees. He explained about how women and men were different, how they had intercourse to make babies and how girls go through puberty and menstruation. Seeing that she was fascinated by the conversation and listening intently, he expanded into a wide variety of related topics, figuring she might as well be well informed. Finally finishing his lecture, he asked her, "So what made you want to know about sex?"
"Oh, mommy said to tell you that lunch would be ready in a couple of secs."